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secshun8

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Do not read if you are easily offended
Posted: Sep 9, 2023, 9:44 PM

Good luck and best wishes to all tourney players. Don't forget to have fun in your games!


invictus

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Registered: Jan 23, 2009
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Age: 48
Re: Do not read if you are easily offended
Posted: Sep 10, 2023, 6:17 AM

i guess i should not have read this because i am greatly offended!
how dare you sully the time-honored tradition of muckraking, name-calling, and generally casting aspersion upon one's opponents?
downright unsportsmanlike if you ask me and you should be banned from the tourneys!

bloodied but unbowed
adarnold

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Registered: Oct 8, 2017
From: Cape Coral, FL
Re: Do not read if you are easily offended
Posted: Sep 10, 2023, 5:23 PM

Hearty congrats on your ascension to Pente Grand Master! Pretty dam good for a certified crazy!

(I almost used the ambiguous term "man" and realized I could be brought up an charges by the ever-popular gender police!)

secshun8

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Re: Do not read if you are easily offended
Posted: Sep 10, 2023, 11:07 PM

The truth is, I couldn't have done it without all of you, my fans! Ever since I was a little boy I've felt like I was a Pente Grand Master trapped in a red player's body. And although it is certainly lonely at the top, I'm not quite ready to retire. In fact, I think I will start a GoFundMe and rest confidently knowing that through all of your generous and continued support, I will be able to travel to exotic locations such as Russia in search of the next Pente Grand Master!

invictus

Posts: 437
Registered: Jan 23, 2009
From: north carolina
Age: 48
Re: Do not read if you are easily offended
Posted: Sep 11, 2023, 3:14 AM

example of said time-honored tradition...
sechshun8 couldn't put 5 stones together if they were made of magnetite!

bloodied but unbowed
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